Jon Langford and a Maxwell’s memory lapse

The Jon Langford Threesome, from left, at Maxwell's: Tony Maimone, Steve Goulding, Jon Langford. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

The Jon Langford Threesome, from left, at Maxwell’s: Tony Maimone, Steve Goulding, Jon Langford. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon Langford looked truly puzzled on the stage of Maxwell’s.

The Jon Langford Threesome's set list at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

The Jon Langford Threesome’s set list at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

The Welsh-born rocker has played at the Hoboken, N.J., club many times — “37 1/2… the half because tonight’s not done yet” — over the years in many bands, from the Mekons to the Three Johns.

On Tuesday, July 9, his show was billed as “Jon Langford’s Threesome feat. Tony Maimone and Steve Goulding performing Mekons, Waco Bros. and Jon Langford songs from throughout the centuries

“Did the Waco Brothers ever play here,” he asked, during a portion of the set where his cranked out several of that band’s best-loved tunes.

“Three times!” came the cry from the crowd.

The crowd gathers in the back room at Maxwell's for the Jon Langford Threesome. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

The crowd gathers in the back room at Maxwell’s for the Jon Langford Threesome. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

The Jon Langford Threesome's set list at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon Langford tunes up before playing at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon still looked puzzled. He has many memories of playing at Maxwell’s, but as for doing it with the Waco Brothers, “those files have been deleted,” he quipped with a grin as he pointed to his head.

Tony Maimone with the Jon Langford Threesome. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Tony Maimone with the Jon Langford Threesome. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

While his memory failed him on that point, it certainly didn’t fail him in any musical way, as he and his mates ripped through a scad of songs in two sets (he was his own opening act, playing a song or two by himself until the rest of the band got around to joining him) that had the comfortably not-quite-sold-out crowd dancing and going wild.

Steve Goulding on drums with the Jon Langford Threesome at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Steve Goulding on drums with the Jon Langford Threesome at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

He was obviously in fine form and at his most “coherent,” as he called it. (He remembered falling asleep onstage at Maxwell’s during a set back in the days. The Jon Langford we saw this time was a man who simply couldn’t stop — let alone fall asleep — onstage.)

He joked about Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy, laughing at the cover line of the new Chicago magazine featuring Tweedy’s picture: “Don’t Call ‘Em Dad Rockers.”

Jon Langford shreds at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon Langford shreds at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

“This is Dad Rock,” pronounced Langford proudly, noting that he and his bandmates all are dads.

Between the songs — the lyrics of which he forgot just once (“What did I just sing? That was an anagram!”) — he kept the banter going with bad jokes and snotty remarks about Mekons bandmate (and Fred Armisen ex) Sally Timms.

Jon Langford kicks out the jams at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon Langford kicks out the jams at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

“I went to the doctor recently, and he told me I had to stop masturbating,” Langford announced. “I asked him why.

“Because I’m trying to take your pulse!” he concluded, to a cymbal shot from Goulding.

Jon Langford with the set list at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Jon Langford: “Did that, did that, did that, didn’t do that. We can do that one!” (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

His made some pointed jokes about Timms were pointed. In one story he accused Timms of farting onstage during a Mekons show at Maxwell’s and blaming the smell on the violinist.

“There are some things you just don’t forget,” he said. “Smells, tastes…”

He also said he had invited Timms to join him for the hastily arranged Maxwell’s farewell show.

“We tried to get Sally Timms to come, but she just couldn’t be fucking arsed, and that’s a quote,” he said, using a colorful slang expression for “bothered.”

Dennis at the merch table for Jon Langford at Maxwell's. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

Dennis at the merch table for Jon Langford at Maxwell’s. (Photo © 2013, Steven P. Marsh)

He also managed to bring along the iconic merch team of Dennis and Lois, who handled those duties for many bands in the 80s, and who we met in their other guise as the World’s Biggest El Vez Fans. (By the way, El Rey de Rock and Roll has a new album, God Save The King: 25 Years Of El Vez, coming out soon, so stay tuned!)

Whatever Dad Rock is, we love it. Langford and company provided a transporting evening of entertainment in their final appearance at Maxwell’s.

2 responses to “Jon Langford and a Maxwell’s memory lapse

  1. Sally didn’t say she “couldn’t be asked”; she said she “couldn’t be arsed” – British slang for “couldn’t be bothered.” (For those unfamiliar with the Mekons, ragging on each other is part of their shtick, so those comments about Sally are not as nasty as they might seem out of context.)

    It was indeed a fun show!

    – Guy in the green T-shirt in the second photo

    • Thanks for clearing that up. I’ve worked with Brits and Aussies for decades and thought I knew most of the slang. That’s one I never came across. It doesn’t really change my perception of Jon’s joke, but I’ll make a fix.

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